Stickmen A report I did for school, and then trashed 'cause it just wasn't educational (and filled with B.S.) enough.

Shoe Salesman Sketch A little thingie I wrote about a man having trouble with a shoe salesman. Great character sketch.

A Cruel Joke This was humiliating, so obviously you'll want to read it.

Teenage Mutant Goodman Scarlet A parody of many things, including The Scarlet Letter, The Purloined Letter, Goodman Brown, Dr. Rapiccinni's Daughter, Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and many more. I think there are 17 references in all. Originally, it was an English assignment, but me and the two guys in the picture on the main page (Paul and Ryan) liked the finished product so much that I decided to put it up.

Samurai A great story I wrote (man, this is so good… Did I really write this? I hope so…) about a Samurai who is a little extraordinary…

Screwed Up Story I wrote this one as an assignment. I don't remember my grade, but I really liked it… I think I got an A, even though I didn't really fulfill the "Antagonist" requirement. Miss Paris, you're awesome.

Dragon Poem Mr. Jones, I know you'll like this… Ok, this is a poem about a dragon. Just read it, OK?

Statistic Sad. About death. Very good. I don’t want to trivialize it's worth by writing about it.

Kill Me A poem about love and struggles. That’s it.

Well, that's it for now. Enjoy!